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WELCOME TO THE BEST COLLECTION OF VINTAGE ARCADE TOKENS IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE! WHAT YOU SEE IN THE PICTURES IS WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE IN THE MAIL. THIS IS OUR GUARANTEE! SAVE ME AS A SELLER AND RECEIVE SPECIAL MONTHLY DISCOUNTS AND COUPONS! ALSO, SPECIAL WEEKLY DEALS, DAILY NEW ITEMS AND DEEP DISCOUNTS! Thanks in advance for your business and please know that we value every single customer and we aim for 100% satisfaction. -Bookmanjosh, Owner and Founder Check out bookmanjosh.tvmsgc on Instagram for a whole lot of cool token-realted stuff that will drastically change your life for the better! If you have any questions, comments, needs, etc. please message me. I try to get back to people within 24 hours. Also, please leave some positive feedback if you are happy with your order. We really do value our customers, so just reach out if you need to. Did you know hardly anyone reads the entire descriptions of items on eBay? It?s true. Even I don?t read them most of the time because I?m out solving crimes with a secret cult of mysterious geniuses. I can sense you don?t believe me. That?s okay. Most people don?t. Did you know there are enormous physical and psychological benefits of vintage arcade tokens? 1. Arcade tokens contain nostalgia , a special universal force-power that prevents cancer and spider veins (you know, those nasty spiders in the Saturn off-world colonies where they burrow into your veins ? so scary). 2. More than 900 unaccredited scientific studies have demonstrated conclusively that arcade tokens can double your lifespan (if you collect enough). 3. Collecting arcade tokens will make you cool, like really cool. Look at me, I?m cool as shit and I have my own cult ? this is real; arcade tokens are magical. 4. Both Brass and Nickel-based vintage arcade tokens have been shown to help you retain and even re-grow new hair in 75% of patients. 5. Collecting arcade tokens makes you happy. Think about it, how many hobbies include looking at round metal objects that have pictures of everything from spaceships, to monkey?s butts, to topless women; just scrolling over my 6,000+ tokens is way more entrancing and hypnotizing than social media (and it?s much healthier. If you?re looking for that dopamine rush you get from social media, I DARE you to scroll a few hundred tokens and NOT be tempted. Don?t be a pussy and wimp out. Just scroll for a while and you?ll feel it). 6. There?s so much more, and if you join my cult, you can learn all about so much more. JOIN MY CULT! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BUY A TOKEN FROM ME AND THEN SEND ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND YOU WILL RECEIVE A CERTIFICATE OF INITIATION INTO THE CULT OF THE VERY MYSTERIOUS GENIUSES?..ABSOLUTLEY FREE! And if that?s not enough, once you start collecting tokens, as an initiate, you will be able to access the wider world of Bookmantology and the huge collection of wisdom and powerful magic that allow us to do things like read minds, achieve greatness and lose weight. Yeah, arcade tokens and Bookmantology help you lose weight ? really. Buy some now and you will shed unwanted pounds. I DO have to address something: there?s been a lot of talk lately about the enormous benefits of Bookmantology in the news and, of course, a LOT of people are being haters about it (people die all the time, and frankly, blaming Bookmantology is just another way for those e-scooters people rent everywhere to distract from their attempted takeover of Earth) (also, those aren?t e-scooters, they are aliens disguised as scooters). I think that?s why its time to have a very serious discussion about Bookmantology and clear up all the confusion and assumptions that people are making about our way of life on the sprawling 40,000 acre Bookmantology ranch. Look, Bookmantology is really just a club of geniuses who secretly solve the world?s problems. Not a big deal so everyone should just stop their wild assumptions that Bookmantology is really just a massive scheme dreamed up by an old charismatic man who claims to live on a spaceship in Earth?s orbit. There is no evidence out there that conclusively proves that this spaceship is also an intergalactic trading post that is frequented by television and movie science fiction characters from the mid-1970s to the late 1990s. Furthermore, there is also no conclusive evidence that Bookmanjosh is aided by an even more mysterious life form known as ?Lucky? who claims to work agonizing, never-ending hours in space filling orders for customers. There are some things that are true, and which are important to get out into the open. The following is a list of all the visitors to the Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post since 2013 (known now as the infamous ?Bookmantology Files?): 1. The Space Vampire from Buck Rogers (four times) 2. Cylons from the original Battlestar Galactica series (twice) 3. Daleks (once) 4. Two members from the 1986 Women?s Swedish Volley Ball Team (twice) 5. Olga, the 1986 Women?s Swedish Volley Ball Team massage therapist (ongoing) 6. Every member of the 2024 Women?s Danish Rugby Team 7. A terrifying clone of Don Knotts that wore his suit from The Andy Griffith Show, but refused to step out of character as his 1980s Mr. Roper character (which was really, really confusing) 8. Skeletor from the 1980s He-Man cartoons, post-retirement (seven times) 9. Neptunian Squid People (ongoing) 10. Every Minion character from the upcoming 2044 movie, Minions Part 27: Space Minions (it?s going to be a way bigger deal than you?d think ? you?ll see) 11. Optimus Prime 12. Lost Driver from Amazon prime 13. Every member of the cancelled tv show PrimeTime 14. C & C Music Factory 15. A young Paula Abdoul, a very realistic MC Skat Cat and the ghost of Ronald McDonald 16. The abominable snow man from the Matterhorn ride at Disneyland (Permanecer sentados, por favor) 17. The little old lady from Poltergeist 18. Betty White (just hours before her death) 19. Genghis khan 20. Shaka-Khan 21. Donkey Kong 22. Dracula (multiple times) 23. Frankenstein (multiple times) 24. The Mummy 25. Aggressive sun bears 26. Every staff member from the Montrose Plasma Center ? except for Phyllis, because NO ONE likes her. F-you Phyllis. 27. Terror birds 28. Gerry Anderson?s Thunderbirds! 29. Every member from the original Space 1999! tv show that was also in the tv series ?UFO? 30. That one guy from the encyclopedia commercials who was a total nerd ? you know who I?m talking about. You know, the guy with the glasses. 31. Alf 32. The Dad from Alf before he got in trouble (don?t look it up) 33. The entire cast of Ark-II, including the talking chimp (look it up!) 34. Lizard People 35. Several eScooter assassins 36. The crate that contains the ark at the end of Indianna Jones and the Lost Ark 37. Santa 38. Casey Casem?s reanimated corpse 39. 1978 Parliament Funkadellic 40. The Care Bears 41. Grizzly Bears 42. Grizzly Dan (rest in peace, Dan) 43. Dan Rather 44. Several Unicorns 45. Garfield?s reanimated (and poorly taxidermied) corpse. 46. Various lead and heavy metal-induced hallucinations (not the musical kind) 47. ?.and Clarence, whom we can only discuss once you?ve reached the highest echelons of Bookmantology . As many of you know, The Very Mysterious Secret Genius Cult (TVMSGC) is now on Instragram and you?ll see that lots of information about the cult is available at bookmanjosh.tvmsgc go check it out and get all of your friends and family to join too. And buy more tokens. BUY MORE TOKENS!! And now, here is the thing you?ve been excitedly anticipating: That?s right. Bookmanjosh, the owner and founder and overall mysterious mythical eBay and social media presence, is finally going public with his secret and mysterious group of geniuses who quietly study and worship the eBay algorithm for tokens and other exonumia (They also fight crime and solve world-sized problems, but all most people care about is their ability to somehow make money off eBay). How do they do it? ?mysteriously! Why do they do it? ?that is a mystery! What exactly do these cultists do? ?that is also still kind of a mystery! Where do they do these things? ?mysterious places! Who are these people? ?that is NOT a mystery! The cult in question is the TVMSGC Cult, known worldwide for their notorious ability to find niche markets and convert people to BOOKMANTOLOGY through selling cool tokens to cool people and thus creating cool vibes in a weird and harsh world. Put down that stress test you?re completing at the local mall and head on over to Bookmanjosh?s eBay store and buy some stuff now and you?ll be a part of helping a mysterious cult. What could go wrong? And now, without further delay and in consideration of the millions of eBay shoppers who visit the Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post each year and never actually read the entire Item Description page, the following is an excerpt from Bookmanjosh?s upcoming TED talk: Thank you everyone here in the audience today and thank you to the Omaha Nebraska chapter of Bookmantologists for renting this sub-basement mezzanine below the old, destroyed basement auditorium of the University of Nebraska. So there I was, waking up in the local morgue, on the cold metal examination table. This wasn?t the first time. The nano-pacemakers I had that Venutian separatist install in my heart were still working. I wondered out loud, ?What happened to you, Quinjabopanna? Did you retake the Lizard Kingdom and bring peace to the Underground Wars being perpetrated by the e-Scooter league and the e-Bike coalitions?? It was then that I noticed the looks on the faces of all the people who had gathered there to take selfies with what they thought was my corpse. ?Sorry to disappoint you jerks, but I have some important shit to do.? I paused, looked everyone in the eye and then hopped off the table, and strode confidently ? completely nude and purposefully - through the packed room to the back of the audience where I found my genetically-altered giant squirrel whom I had tamed and taught to wear a saddle) was waiting for me; he was freshly brushed and washed. I mounted my squirrel steed in the crowded building and pointed him toward the large wall of cinder blocks that separated the outside world from the dark and cold morgue. I bent down to whisper in the giant squirrel?s ear and in the deafening silence that accompanied the moment, I said, ?Now is your time to shine, Mr. Puffytail, break through that wall just like you did when you quit your dangerous, impulsive addiction to run in front of cars and then dodge out of the way at the last minute. ?Do this for everyone we?ve lost along the way, do it for Daniel and Rosa, who believed in you even when we thought we?d lost you when you jumped in front of that truck and then quickly turned around and ran away. Listen to me, Mr. Puffytail, break through that wall!? As the cinderblock wall crumbled and I emerged on my trusty steed out into the blinding daylight, I squinted and looked at the stunned people on the sidewalk around me. I realized that I should have put on some clothes or at least a robe, but I also realized one more thing; it was then that I knew I was destined to start a powerful cult of secret geniuses. Worried that YOU?RE MISSING OUT BY NOT BEING IN A CULT? Hey, it?s okay, the Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post has your back during these difficult times. Do you think that YOU SHOULD JOIN A SECRET CULT OF GENIUSES WHO WORSHIP AND APPRECIATE ARCADE TOKENS AND THEIR OTHERWORLDY POWERS TO CONTROL THE FUTURE? Maybe you?re just confused. You look confused. It?s okay. Did You know that Bookmanjosh can prove that arcade tokens were worshipped by the ancient Egyptians under the ?insane? Pharaoh Akhenaten? It?s true. In fact, there are hieroglyphs depicting the worship of the sun god Ra as an enormous arcade token. Also, Bookmanjosh explains how ?Ra? was actually pronounced ?Ra?d? and is the origin of the exclamatory word, ?Rad!? There?s sooooo much more! Come on, you know you want to be part of a cult. Here?s your chance. Just don?t forget that we?re here for you?as long as you keep purchasing arcade tokens?.. so we can spread the good news about Bookmantology together. Everyone is doing it. Do it. Do it now. Join us. JOIN US!!!!!