Yeezy Boost 350 V2 Low Onyx - Size 9
$ 73.92
Description
For sale: the crown jewel of the sneaker world. These bad boys are so exclusive that even your dog will look at you differently when you wear them. Size 9—the perfect fit for anyone who dreams of moonwalking into greatness (or just strolling into Target in style). Crafted by the hands of sneaker artisans (aka a factory in Vietnam), these kicks are built for walking, running, and turning heads. The color? Onyx. A shade so sleek, it makes black look like it needs a makeover. These shoes will match everything you own—jeans, joggers, or even your finest pajama pants during your late-night Taco Bell run. Full disclosure: These have been worn exactly five times. That’s it. Five. That’s fewer times than I’ve told myself I’d start going to the gym. They’re still in incredible shape—practically gently pre-loved. Yes, they’re authentic. Yes, they come in the original box. No, I won’t throw in free life advice (unless it’s “buy these sneakers”). Now, imagine walking down the street to the tune of Kanye’s “Can’t Tell Me Nothing,” but it’s all about the shoes: “I had a dream I could buy my way to fly-ness, Woke up and put these Yeezys on—timeless. You can’t tell me nothin’, nah you can’t tell me nothin’.” Act now because once these are gone, you’ll be stuck explaining to your grandchildren why you missed the chance to own history. DM me to secure your future coolness.
